Monday, September 20, 2010

Proof that Beings from The Ether are Possessing People in Our World

Well, Buzzards, be afraid...be very, very afraid.  I have audio-visual proof that beings have escaped through cracks in The Ether to invade our mind.  Behold, exhibit A:



If they are all able to "communicate" as well as this ether-escaping being, we are in trouble.  They will play with our minds, convince us of things that there is no evidence for and implant ideas that prompt us to believe that nefarious forces are at work to upend everything that we have come to know and love.  We will believe that we have learned the truth and we will act on this perceived truth in ways that we believe to be in our best interest.  But, in reality, they will be giddily sitting back as we do their bidding.

Which brings me to Exhibit B:



Next stop, these ether-beings may be in the senate.

I find this news - about masturbatory pleasures - to be unfortunate, because I am so going to burn in hell...along with all the gays, adulterers, children who talked back to their parents, people who ate seafood without fins or scales (shellfish), farmers who planted two kinds of seeds in the same field and, finally, those who wore a garment woven of two kinds of material.  Oh, well, at least I will have something to do to make the time pass.

Other truths that this ether-being has also said:

"We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we're having weekly shootings. We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS."

Truths?!  Oh, no, the "communication" mind tricks are working on me.  Buzzards, save me!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

She said you can't have selfish masturbation. You can still wank it, but you need to do it with a friend, buddy or pal.

So when do you want to get together to hangout?

Buzzy the Buzzard.

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Good point, though sometimes it's hard to arrive to definite conclusions

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