Escape!

Make sense of this to me, Non-Buzzards: I just returned home from being kidnapped by, just guess, The Buzzard Group, which you all well know goes by the acronym of TBG.  Hence, why I have not posted in awhile.  We'll get into that in a second.  But, first, would all of you fine people like to know what I came home to?  (PS-Just being polite.  If you are reading this, then you are going to find out...keep up, people.)  I came back to my home to find (in addition to empty beer cans covering the floor from the parties my pets threw...who knew dogs liked beer?) a mailbox full of letters (don't you hate it when separate thoughts are continually interjected into a discussion, making it increasingly difficult to follow a line of logic?).  As you may have already guessed, the angry letters were from TBG, issuing death threats if I did not continue my blog.  Now, explain something to me: How can TBG kidnap me and then be angry when I do not post because I am kidnapped?!  Incidentally, I was able to snap a picture of the TBG members that stormed my house, threw my dogs a diversionary steak and bound and gagged me (with my own dirty underwear...not pleasant). 

                                          Source: Robot Chicken, Season 2 Packaging

As for the phallic nature of the boy on the unicorn: no comment...very strange, I agree.

                                          Source: Robot Chicken, Season 2 Packaging


Also, I would like to direct your attention to the second picture.  Now, the world has proof of the evil intent of Mexicans!  They are not coming to this country to create better lives.  They are in league with The Dark Lord, Satan, himself!  (And, zombies and killer whales in drag, but that's not the point here.)  And, furthermore, they are all members of the shadowy organization, The Buzzard Group.  The revelations here are huge and as well documented and apparent as any Glenn Beck has presented to the world.

Also, stay tuned for details of my experiences during my abduction and, immediately following this post, Solitary Man, Part 3.  Later, come back to learn my most startling revelation: Eisenhower was a socialist Commie!  I am still compiling data/evidence, but you will see it shortly.  And, again, I will adhere to the Glenn Beck standards of responsibly compiling and presenting irrefutable evidence that not only impacts individual reputations, but also effects large scale perceptions of social reality.  No leaps of logic here.  I promise.   

I will send you off with a little book talk: I often read a fiction and non-fiction book simultaneously to cover all moods.  Here's what I'm reading now.  If any of you Buzzards or Non-Buzzards have come across either of these, let me know what you thought.  If not, check them out. The verdict is still out on The Windup Girl, by Paolo Bacigalupi.  I just started it last night.  So far, though, I am intrigued with the world Bacigalupi has created.   

As far as my non-fiction pic, The Birth of Plenty: How the Prosperity of the Modern World was Created,by investment guru, William J. Bernstein, it is, so far, a great read.  I was hooked by a line in the description on the back cover: In a fascinating, irresistibly written work that recalls Jared Diamond's, Guns, Germs and Steel and other classic big-picture narratives of Western Civilization.  Being that I read Guns, Germs and Steel almost a decade ago, and it still remains one of my favorite books, I, of course, had to pick this one up.

So long and thanks for all the fish...